I wish everything and everybody worked the way its supposed to. If that were the case, then my wife would be happier and my hosue would be cleaner because I'd work around the house every day instead of sitting in front of this damn thing. I wouldn't have had to leave my machine every 5 minutes at work to take care of my trim box because the idiot thats supposed to be doing it wouldn't be standing around talking to the packers. The bander at work would actually be a good machine because it would work right all the time. Food would be cooked right every time you order it, weathermen would actually be respected, and repairmen would be non-existant because everything worked so well. My wife would have left me a note or a message on the cell phone saying she wouldn't be home when I came here on my lunch break. Though there is nothing wrong with her cooking; this pulled beef is yummy even after 2 days.